Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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