Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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