i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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