Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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