When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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