you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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