Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
