this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he shaved USA in his pubs
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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