When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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