Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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