just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Randomize
