no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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