you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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