OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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