I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So vagazzling was a success
I DEMAND FORESKIN
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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