We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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