i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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