just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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