hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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