hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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