Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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