It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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