She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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