Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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