2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
time to smoke my breakfast
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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