Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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