Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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