Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I believe in your delicious
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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