Betty ford says i'm here all night
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
We need a shit load of segways right now
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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