i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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