that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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