Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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