it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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