Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Little spoons don't ask big questions
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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