Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I am one with the molecules
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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