why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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