is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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