Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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