its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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