I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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