I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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