I must be too annoying 4 u.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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