i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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