oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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