Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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