If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
worst night to have a conscience
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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