oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
