I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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