well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He shit in the fireplace
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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