If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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