I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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