so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Houston, we have a blender
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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