how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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