Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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