Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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